MyLitter - One Deal At A Time

Once Upon A Time, there was a Man and a Woman, who thought it would be a good idea to have 7 children (we really are, but for the purpose of this post I am being sarcastic ;0). But, in their bliss of raising these wonderful children they were not prepared to take into account a few things….

The time would soon come that they would outgrow their “starter” home (12 years later) and need to move to a larger house. As their luck would have it, their 1st home would sell quickly and their new home would not be ready for 2 months. “No problem” says the Man, we will just temporarily rent something until we can move into the new house. The Woman (because I get the fun jobs) looks and looks and looks for somewhere that will do a short term lease.

“Oh, you don’t lease to someone with 7 kids and a dog?”

“What if we lose the dog?” the Man says. Then the Woman kicks him.

“It is against the public housing act, to have 9 people in a 4 bedroom apartment?” The Woman exclaims as another options goes out the window. “What do families do that have to rent with a bunch of kids?!”

“You don’t do short term leases, ever?” She asks for the 23rd time.

The Woman is getting desperate. The Man however, sleeps soundly without a care in the world. “We have a tent” he says, then he goes back to playing basketball on the driveway with the kids.

The Woman is now envisioning staying at the Marriott for 2 months and ordering room service for every meal.

“What? I would need to get 2 rooms for that many people, what do you mean you don’t allow kids to sleep on the floor in sleeping bags for 2 months at the Marriott!”

Stay tuned….

P.S. You should see how fun it is to try and find a vehicle that seats more than 8! What were that Man and Woman thinking? 🙂