Houston has an outdoor venue like no other in the country, Miller Outdoor Theatre. It is completely free and hosts all kinds of really nice cultural events. So when we saw that the “Bee Gee’s” were coming we had to go! Well, that and it is a central location for my Sister in Law and I to switch kids…
Apparently the Davis/Ivanovsky/Tew families weren’t the only ones who decided to take advantage of this free concert, the entire cities population of hippies and homeless people also wanted to hear Saturday Night Fever for free.
We secured our spots on the lawn right behind Mr. Homeless Man, who realllly liked to talk, and a few rows behind Ms. Freespirit, very flexable and I’ve had 7 glasses of wine. I knew the evening was going to be interesting, not only because of our company, but I wondered if I had brought enough food with me for our big group as we were all suffering the effects of second hand pot smoke.
It started off good, happy kids and all. But as the night went on…
They were dropping like flies…
I tried to interest them in Ms. Freespirit, after-all when do you get to see a 65 year old, heavily pierced, woman who is that flexible?
No go. Not interested. 
Too bad for them, that was enough entertainment for me for a while, I’ll wake them when something more exciting comes to town, like The Moody Blues.
Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
wait, where are the pics of miss Freespirit? That actually sounds like a lot of fun–man, had I only known Houston was so exciting I would have actually left the airport all those times I was stuck there for work
Bee Gees just haven't been the same since Andy died. Still, I would have totally gone.
Hysterical post! Loved it!
People watching is one of the best forms of entertainment!!! I've never been disappointed:)