Too bad I am only 5′2.

by Tiffany on October 5, 2009

Wow, I am totally bummed. I am calling discrimination on this one. The fine print says, “must be a U.S. resident, 18-30 years of age and 5′8 inches in bare feet”. I mean, not only do I not qualify in the age range but I am only 5′2 inches tall. In heels.

I was really looking forward to walking down a runway, on T.V. in front of millions of people in my underwear.
Maybe they will do a special episode for us old, short, chubby girls?
Here’s to hoping :) !

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CheapbyChoice October 5, 2009 at 12:50 am

If it pays enough, I will try out for the short chubby contest. Maybe I can wear a mask.

CheapbyChoice October 5, 2009 at 12:51 am

Let me add to that…short, chubby and old.

**Nicole** October 5, 2009 at 1:21 am

Well America's Next Top Model is currently doing a season where they only allowed girls who were 5'7" and under to join :) So maybe someday Vicki's Secret will jump on board too ;)

Hillori October 5, 2009 at 1:22 am

That would be completely awesome!

A Musing Mom (Taylorclan6) October 5, 2009 at 3:20 am

I actually had a student who was in the Victoria's Secret runway special about 3 years ago. I'm not judging her parents or anything *I am totally judging them* but I think I'd feel very uncomfortable having my 16 year old daughter strutting her stuff on the runway.

At least she had standards. No thongs. But that was 3 years ago.

She got to wear baby wings.

susanmw1 October 5, 2009 at 11:56 am

I think science and technology will have to come a long way before a bra could be developed that could hold things where they would need to be for me… even in the short, chubby, old girl show!!!!!!!!

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