I know I promised photos of my dog after his haircut. I just have not been able to do it. It is too humiliating… He looks like an idiot. And I know he looks stupid because everyone who sees him says the same thing, kind like when you get a bad haircut, “well, at least he won’t be hot in the heat this summer.” Or ” It’ll grow.” My poor proud dog reduced to looking like a poodle. Now the best part is the groomer telling us to not laugh at him and to tell him how beautiful he looks.
O.K. Here it is…
So imagine using the high pitched voice you use to talk to babies and cute dogs, “Oh Miller, you are sooo ugly little Miller dog, you look like a dumb poodle Miller dog.”
What does Miller hear… “Oh Miller, ajfoehn sjdofoe fkh, hdcu ewien Miller cjsdi didjg i isdgouw Miller sfgm.”
So he thinks he is beautiful and that is all that matters.

Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
Your poor scalped dog.
He looks like a skinned rat.
It’ll grow back right?
It will eventually grow back and he will be my big teddy bear again… but in the mean time I have been hiding him in the house!
I assume they made you pay for that???