It’s that time again! Time to email your most important questions to Ask Paul! Did you miss the last Ask Paul session? Don’t fret it is right HERE. Please, please someone ask a question about our vacation so I can post a different picture than the one above….. I still vomit a little in my mouth every time I see it!
You can leave a comment or even email Paul directly at pbivan @ yahoo .com
He loves email, it has something to do with ego, makes him feel important. 🙂
Someone ask him what the dog ate while we were gone, see if you can actually feel the blood pressure rise through the computer!
Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
Based on the picture posted, what is the statistical probability that your sons will not grow up to be 1)pimps 2)insecure of their masculinity 3)Mormon missionaries?
Second question – The restraining order expired a year ago. Why won't Donny Osmond return my calls?
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? (Seriously, the one in our kitchen has been out for months!)
I honestly have to know what the dog ate, because we have 2 dogs, 2 bunnies and a kitten and I swear if it isn't locked up out of sight it is considered a treat for them (or so they see it)
I think our favorite is when we bring home guests only to find the dogs managed to get into the bathroom trash, again, despite the many safeguards we have put in place to prevent that from occuring
so yes, what did the dog eat
Did you get a speedo tan on your vacation?
And again, does this skirt make my butt look fat?