Guest post from TewCute!

I’m pleased to announce that we are now offering….

Jeff’s Baby-Sitting Service provides the best, all around experience for your child! As cuddly as a giant, bat-wielding teddy bear can be, you will not find a better trained individual. Slightly expensive but well worth it! Your child only deserves the best and you won’t find a better baby-sitter for a better price.

Up to 2 children, $20 per hour per child after

3 hours of babysitting, each additional hour $150

You pick him up

1 Diaper changing (no dirty, wet only, $15 per diaper after)

Standard TV watching

Warming the dinner you left

5 Page bedtime story

1 glass of water

3 children $20 per hour per child after

4 hours of babysitting, each additional hour $150

You pick him up

4 diaper changes (1 dirty, 3 wet, $15 per diaper after)

Hot Dog dinner

1 Movie brought by Jeff

10 page bedtime story

1 glass of water

6 Children, $15 per hour per child after

8 hours, each additional hour $100

Drives self, honks specialty horn just for your children

Unlimited diaper changes

Board, card and outdoor games, no TV

Hand painted crafts by your children

1 piggy back ride per child

1 horsey ride per child

Children’s favorite dinner, prepared by Jeffy

Homemade ice cream using Jeffy’s hand-crank ice cream maker

Short bike ride, small children in trailer

3 books read at bedtime, child’s choice

1 20-minute customized bedtime story, told by Jeffy

(involves make believe stories about your children)

Bedtime hot chocolate

Extra tucking-in

Cleans kitchen and playroom after kids are in bed

Call for pricing.

If you’re my brother Ben-double all rates.