Tomorrrow, as you might have heard, is the end of the Mayan calendar, and while I don’t subscribe to all the hype and hullabaloo, I thought it might be a little fun to find some coupons to help you prepare in case you survive the apocalypse.
Coupons For The Apocalypse
Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:
You’re gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:
Don’t forget the kiddos, they’re our only hope at repopulating the earth:
When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:
I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:
And you certainly need to wash off the Zombie guts before dinner:
Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!
Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what’s left of it):
Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you’re scavenging for food:
Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:
If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you’ll need this:
Doesn’t this stuff last forever?
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:
- $1.00 off Minute Maid Juice Box 10-pk
- $10.00 off 1 Filtrete™ Water Pitcher – 12 cup
- $1.00 off three Welch’s Sparkling Juice Cocktails (You might need something stronger though)
Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!
You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?
And last but not least, you gotta look and smell good in the new world!
- $0.75 off any one Colgate Optic White™ Mouthwash
- $0.75 off one Colgate Optic White™ Toothpaste
- $1.00 off one imPRESS Press-on Manicure
- $1.00 off Maybelline NY Expert Wear Eye Shadows
Obvious Necessities:
Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
LOL, great post! And good coupons too…the apocalypse will have to wait until after the Holidays though. We are all too busy. 😉
Love it!
That was hilarious 🙂
Nice!
LOL…Good one!
Just have to share this…I went to a class Christmas party for my 11 year olds (twins) and one of their classmates called me “The Coupon FREAK”! I didn’t know to slap him or hug him. LOL!!
Absolutely hilarious! You go girl! Keep up the great work you do for all us trying to stretch our dollar as far as it can possibly go. Never stop!
LOL – that is SOOOOOOOOOO funny!!
You. Are. Awesome. 🙂
That was funny and a nice, lighthearted break from everything else! Thanks. Finding your site is one of the highlights of this year!
Thank you so much!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Tiffany this really is the best post I have read yet about the Apocalypse!! I am laughing soooo hard right now and I REALLY needed a laugh today! Thank you 🙂
That was great! You are so creative. 🙂
Oh I can’t take credit totally. I have to thank a friend Chris who knows a lot more about Zombies than I do!