I’d like to introduce my husband Paul, who is now taking questions….
I would like to thank my wife for allowing me to pontificate in her forum. I am sure she is just hoping that I get it out of my system before she and the kids have to hear it. Anyway if any of this advice seems to make sense or you feel you are really getting answers to tough questions, please see a professional before it’s too late. And with that, here we go!
~Paul
Paul,
How did you handle your last proctology exam? From Taylor Clan.
How did you handle your last proctology exam? From Taylor Clan.
I am glad you gave me the opportunity to let men in on the sure fire secret of a pleasant to mildly discomfortable proctology exam. You can make sure you have the best proctologist in the area by interviewing them all and asking them just one simple question; “Can I see your hands?’ Find the doctor with he smallest hands and he is without a doubt the best proctologist in town.
I am a single male, do women find it hot that I coupon? From Brett C.
Brett, The answer to that is Yes and No, here is the breakdown. All of the women that are married and are couponing to keep from filing bankruptcy will think you are smoking hot. The single women that you should be more interested in will probably think that you live in your Mom’s basement and have a cat. Whatever makes you happy brother.
What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Love your favorite Sister-in-law Anna
Without getting into the quantum physics that I know you aren’t that interested in, the age old question posed by Monty Python is 24 MPH. Next time come stronger than that, I eat those weak trivia questions for lunch.
How do you feel when your wife sends you to the store with a list and an envelope of coupons? From the checkout guy at Kroger
I am thrilled that I have a wife to send me with an envelope of coupons and that I’m not the guy checking people out at the Kroger. Do you live in your Mom’s basement and have a cat? Brett, next time only one question per session.
Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
LOL! I will come up with some good questions for ya…next week?
Paul, Paul! You are quick on the feet! Next week I'll ask about your prostate exam. Wait. That's almost redundant. I'll have to think about it.
Isn't that how one chooses an ob/gyn as well? I have had 4 different ob's, and three were missing a finger. What'sup with that?!
Excellent, Hillori! Email me those names, will ya'?
wait, the single women who are not interested in the man that is couponing are only looking for a sugar daddy–on the other hand if you show them what you can buy them with the money you are saving using said coupons you might just be able to win them over–granted using a coupon on a date won't impress these women, but why impress someone who is only after your money? (the real answer to this questions is that you really don't want to, but since we are talking about men, when you state because they are hot and you want them, that is the wrogn answer) instead, find a woman who can appreciate your couponing skills, you will be happier in the long run (and richer)
Oh. My. Gosh! I just mentioned on my blog today that this is my new favorite blog – – I didn't think it could get any better. . . and then there is Paul. HILARIOUS!