Wow, I am totally bummed. I am calling discrimination on this one. The fine print says, “must be a U.S. resident, 18-30 years of age and 5’8 inches in bare feet”. I mean, not only do I not qualify in the age range but I am only 5’2 inches tall. In heels.
I was really looking forward to walking down a runway, on T.V. in front of millions of people in my underwear.
Maybe they will do a special episode for us old, short, chubby girls?


Part comedian, part Dad, part athlete. He will boss around your children while they play ball.
Just as angelic as she looks, this girl could easily raise a Village by herself, and all the children would grow up to be President.
Self proclaimed, she would be a webkinz dog. Because, "they're cute, and puppies are too. And they're sweet and they always get along with other puppies."
This mini-Martha Stewart can handle ANY craft you send her way. She isn't all bows and rainbows, she's got karate kid moves!
Not "Pick-Me-Up" like caffeine, she wants you to pick her up! AND NOW!
Anything that can be destroyed WILL be destroyed!
Practically Perfect in Every Way for now! Nicknamed "The Panda" she is rolly polly and lives by the motto, "the little one, is KING!"
The resident Labradoodle, Miller got his name because Mom won and got to name the baby! Need something chewed up? He'll take care of it. Especially if it's expensive..
That would be completely awesome!
I actually had a student who was in the Victoria's Secret runway special about 3 years ago. I'm not judging her parents or anything *I am totally judging them* but I think I'd feel very uncomfortable having my 16 year old daughter strutting her stuff on the runway.At least she had standards. No thongs. But that was 3 years ago.She got to wear baby wings.
Let me add to that…short, chubby and old.
If it pays enough, I will try out for the short chubby contest. Maybe I can wear a mask.
Well America's Next Top Model is currently doing a season where they only allowed girls who were 5'7" and under to join 🙂 So maybe someday Vicki's Secret will jump on board too 😉
I think science and technology will have to come a long way before a bra could be developed that could hold things where they would need to be for me… even in the short, chubby, old girl show!!!!!!!!