I posted this on my personal FB page. But in order to preserve this for her children, I am posting it here so I can find it again someday.
Actual conversation I JUST had with my 13 year old:
“Mom, when are we leaving?” She says.
“Where are we going again?” I ask.
“You said you would take me to the mall to get so and so’s birthday present!”
“Oh, right. Go get in the car.” I tell her.
“Aren’t you going to change?”
“Change what? Change my clothes?” I ask confused.
“Yeah, are you wearing that?”
“Yes, I am not even getting out of the car!” I say bewildered.
“Whatever.” As she walks away
How long will the madness go on?! Does she see what she is wearing? THE SAME THING AS I AM!!
Someone help me, I have how many more of these kids to go through?!