“Storie, please hurry and get dressed, we are going to be late to softball!” I tell her for the fifth time last Saturday.
She comes out a few minutes later in this…
“Try again.” I say.
“Why?” My 4 year old trapped in a 40 year old womans body asks.
“Because stripes don’t match plaid and polka dots!”
She turns and walks away, as she is going down the hall I hear her say to my husband…
“Dad, you have to find me something else to wear, Mom doesn’t like what YOU picked out!”
Sweetheart, repeat after me: Stripes DO NOT match polka dots OR plaid!

































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