Last week I went in for my 2 week check up. My husband came with me and the new baby so that we could also get Andie’s PKU done. After 7 children I still can’t stand to be in the room when they stick my baby, so my brave husband is the one who holds the baby while the baby and I cry.
My O.B. was running late and my husbands ADD was kicking in, so I teased him and suggested he walk across the hall to the Urologist and pick up some literature. He was glad to get out of the office and took off.
He comes back with a hand full of brochures on non-scalpel techniques for a vasectomy and all the pros and cons of having it done. Well, mostly the pros because apparently there seems to be no cons that are associated, the only one according to my husband is that he is not sure he feels comfortable laying there with his legs in stirrups in front of someone… excuse me?
Did this man really just say that to a woman who has had 7 children? I am going to let that slide or I might have to kill him…
I notice a smirk on his face and he tosses me a rolled up t-shirt.
“Look what they gave me” he laughs.
I unroll it and actually gasp!
“Are you kidding me!” I am laughing so hard I almost pee my pants! “Are they trying to ruin their business?”
We could single handily destroy this poor Urologist’s business! Can you imagine if my husband wore this shirt to the mall with all 7 kids tagging behind him!
Wait for it….
Wait for it…
Oh yes! That is really what they are giving out! How funny is that, it is so dumb I am tempted to have him wear it in public with the kids. They should really ask how many kids you have before they want you to be wearing their advertising in public! I think it would scare the cr**p out of people!
And NO, I would never let him actually wear that in public. Actually I don’t have to worry about it, he wouldn’t be caught dead in it anywhere but in the living room!
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